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"Children's Songs" (2007)
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Eric Schwartz's "Valentime's Day" Song
Eric Schwartz's "Valentime's Day" Song
Hanukkah - "Chocolate Coins"
Hanukkah - "Chocolate Coins"
Crank That Kosha Boy by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E
Crank That Kosha Boy by Eric Schwartz aka Smooth-E
The Amiga Song 2016 by Eric Schwartz
The Amiga Song 2016 by Eric Schwartz
Robin Schulz - Sugar (feat. Francesco Yates) (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
Robin Schulz - Sugar (feat. Francesco Yates) (OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO)
Chanukah Song Battle part 1 -David Brody vs Eric Schwartz!
Chanukah Song Battle part 1 -David Brody vs Eric Schwartz!
We're The Gift Wrappers
We're The Gift Wrappers
The Aristocrat Commercial #3a (NSFW) by Eric Schwartz
The Aristocrat Commercial #3a (NSFW) by Eric Schwartz
Schwartz Reportz - Hot Dog! I'm On Annoying Orange
Schwartz Reportz - Hot Dog! I'm On Annoying Orange
Look At Me Now - Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes (Parody - I'm Gettin' Paper)
Look At Me Now - Chris Brown ft. Lil Wayne, Busta Rhymes (Parody - I'm Gettin' Paper)
Senator Whoever - Official Video by Eric Schwartz
Senator Whoever - Official Video by Eric Schwartz
Top Tracks - Eric Schwartz
Top Tracks - Eric Schwartz
Eric Schwartz performs his song, "Lemon Drops, Lollipops"
Eric Schwartz performs his song, "Lemon Drops, Lollipops"
Amiga Animation by Eric Schwartz - "Navy Aggressor Training"
Amiga Animation by Eric Schwartz - "Navy Aggressor Training"
Eric Schwartz -Hattie and Mattie 2015 NSFW (see below for bleeped link)
Eric Schwartz -Hattie and Mattie 2015 NSFW (see below for bleeped link)
Eric Schwartz - Welcome Back to the USA LIVE 2009
Eric Schwartz - Welcome Back to the USA LIVE 2009
When You're Mexican and no one believes you PART 1!
When You're Mexican and no one believes you PART 1!
Top Tracks - Eric Schwartz
Top Tracks - Eric Schwartz
Eric Schwartz - Jesus, Leave The Bible Belt Alone
Eric Schwartz - Jesus, Leave The Bible Belt Alone
Re: Jesus Camp : Kids Worshipping to a George Bush Picture
Re: Jesus Camp : Kids Worshipping to a George Bush Picture

Lyrics

Theres a monster in the toilet and he wants to eat your poo
So you better hurry up because hed just as soon eat you
Hes coming, hes coming, here he comes!!!
AHHHHHHH!

Theres a bomb in the bed
And it goes off when it gets wet
Pleasant dreams, little girl, pleasant dreams

It hurts your food when you chew it
It hurts your food when you chew it
So next time you eat, think twice, dont do it
''cause it hurts your food when you chew it

When women get pregnant, Strange tricks the lord plays
Each of them change in their own special ways
Some will crave pickles
Some will knit socks
Mommy stored lipids like gold at Fort Knox
If theres one thing I have found to be true
Mommy is fat because mommy had you

Mommy Drinks because you cry

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