Cheated

A valentine from a politician
Three pages of your dog's ambitions
The stabbed lover and the furious bunny
You stare too long and your eyes go funny

Yes, I agree we're reading tissue paper but
We can talk about real things later

Cheated, cheated
Win a greenhouse to warm your sex life
Cheated, cheated
Read about the victims crying all night

Blurred photos of the latest plane crash
(News)
Girl shivers as she hears the car door slam
(News)
TV guides you through uncomfortable questions
(News)
Doctor advises it's the communist problem

To change the truth until it's worth money
It's a joke but it's not that funny, cheated

Our correspondent made to wait in the lobby
Torn to pieces by three have a go bobbies
Young swimmers in these sun dialing times
Sweeping the nation with a dance called 'The Breadline'

It's in our water and our education
We are oppressed into association

Cheated, cheated
Change the truth until it's worth money
Cheated, cheated
It's a joke but it's not that funny

Our correspondent made to wait in the lobby
Torn to pieces by three have a go bobbies
Young swimmers in these sun dialing times
Sweeping the nation with a dance called 'The Breadline'

It's in our water and our education
We are oppressed into association

Cheated, cheated
With George W. is over taking
Mr. [Incomprehensible] too busy faking
It's cheated, cheated
Win a greenhouse to warm your sex life

Cheated, cheated
Read about the victims crying all night
Cheated, cheated
Change the truth until it's worth money
Cheated, cheated
It's a joke but it's not that funny