Luyện nghe bài hát Cheaper Than a Shrink

I was in a chair at the H&R Block
Some bean countin', pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers for the end of the
And son, spent a small fortune on liquor and beer."

I said, cheaper than a shrink
You don't have to
You pour and drink
It's for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out heart to some high-dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it
And gettin' just as messed up and a lot more fun

And it's cheaper than a
You don't to think
You just pour and
Aw, it's than a shrink

Now me and her had this little between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap Mars and Venus
She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a counselor."
I said, "All we to do is slam a case of twelve-ouncers."

'Cause it's cheaper than a
You don't have to
You just and drink
About eighteen bucks'll get you six-packs
No pouring out heart to some high dollar quack
a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
And just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun

And it's cheaper than a
You have to think
You pour and drink
Yeah, it's cheaper a shrink

If liquor prices as high as gasoline
Then I'd a quit drinkin' when I was nineteen
the oldest most proven form of therapy
The best thing about it far as I can see is that

Cheaper than a
You have to think
You just pour and
And cheaper than a shrink

Aw, you pour and drink
And it's a lot cheaper
Than some big town, clock hound, you down shrink