Luyện nghe bài hát Cheaper Than A Shrink

I was sittin' in a chair at the H and R
Some bean countin' pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tallied up your numbers through the end of the
Son you spent a small fortune on and beer"

I said, "It's cheaper a shrink"
You don't to think
You just and drink

It's sixteen-fifty for a of Jack
No pouring out your heart to some high quack
Just a of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
And gettin' just as messed up and a lot more fun

And it's than a shrink
You have to think
You just pour and
It's than a shrink

Now me and her had little problem between us
Tryin' to bridge the gap between and Venus
She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a counselor"
I said, "All we need to do is slam a of twelve ouncers"

'Cause it's than a shrink
You don't to think
You just pour and

'Bout eighteen bucks I'll getcha four
No pourin' out your heart to some dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're it done
Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot fun

And it's cheaper a shrink
You don't to think
You pour and drink
And it's cheaper a shrink

If the prices soar as high as gasoline
Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back I was nineteen
It's the oldest most form of therapy
The thing about it, far as I can see

Is that it's cheaper than a
You don't have to
You just pour and
And cheaper than a shrink

Oh, you just pour and
And it's a lot cheaper than
Some big town hound
Drag you shrink