Luyện nghe bài hát Cheaper Than A Shrink

I was in a chair at the H and R Block
bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock
Said, "I've tallied up numbers through the end of the year
Son you a small fortune on liquor and beer"

I said, "It's cheaper a shrink"
You don't have to
You just and drink

It's for a bottle of Jack
No pouring out your heart to high dollar quack
Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it
And gettin' just as messed up and a lot more fun

And it's cheaper a shrink
You have to think
You just and drink
It's than a shrink

Now me and her had this little between us
to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus
She said, "Honey, I think we to see a marital counselor"
I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of ouncers"

'Cause it's than a shrink
You have to think
You just and drink

'Bout eighteen bucks getcha four six-packs
No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar
Just a of the wrist and you're gettin' it done
Gettin' just as messed up and a lot more fun

And it's cheaper a shrink
You don't have to
You pour and drink
And it's cheaper a shrink

If the liquor prices soar as as gasoline
Well, I'd have quit drinkin' when I was nineteen
It's the oldest most proven form of
The thing about it, far as I can see

Is that it's than a shrink
You don't to think
You pour and drink
And cheaper than a shrink

Oh, you pour and drink
And it's a lot cheaper than
Some big town hound
Drag you shrink