Chad Is Stoned

(Simon says GO!)

He's going home alone again a head like a pinata.
Tequila whiskey rock n' roll and one pina colada
Drunk stoned shit faced party all night long
He's got a sexy operator on the line but he aint got no phone

Ehh,
Chad is stoned ... All night long
Chad is stoned ...In a world of his own
Chad is stoned...
He dont need no one, he's going with the flow
Livin' in worderlaaand
...Yeah.... and he can barely stand Chad is.sssstoned.
He dont hurt no one so leave that guy alone
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Eyes burn red like gasoline
and only God knows where he's been
He's picking up the pieces of a misses that he kisses again
He's gonna Roll it up, light it up, smoke it up... heaven sent!

Yeah,
Chad is stoned ... all night long
Chad is stoned ... he's always singin the song
Chad is stoned...
He dont need no plane he's always in the zone
He's been away too long ... Im thinking...
Hey... is he asleep on the bong?
Chad is ... stoned.(like Cheech and Chong)
He dont hurt no one so leave that guy alone

Theres always sober people getting in the way
I tried to stop but couldn't hear the mountie say.
CHAD YOURE STONED
(oh yeah... icho de la chingarrrr is that a joint man?)

He's always high in the zone ... He's always rollin a cone
Yeah, he dont hurt no one so leave that guy alone
Eeh, eeh,
Chad is always stoned
Chad is stoned ... but you wont ... leave that guy alone