well i'm and i'm nice like kris but Joe I got caught, caught, got me and a of boys at Kings Plaza walkin' through the mall to see if had a couple of shirts, a few just out of the blue, went, a glance in front of Macy's I seen two one looked def, the looked like Mr. Furley
with my ego trip, my flip I my lip to get both on the sneak tip I sicced it kicked it to the one souped her up, I her Lipton and honey one things that, gibberish and crap a skeezer, there's no need for chit or chat her body looks (log?), good, yeah, but as for her face, The Hut
I shoulda played Michael Jackson, told her to it I said, what the heck, I got a condom, it her nickname now is Mona the she looks a dog so I dogged it on the sofa some reason though, it was fun now she's good to me, I'm caught up one
I'm in with an ugly girl, but hey, I'm gonna it to the pretty one today she seems and she's a fly cutie caller her up I said hi my name is her name was Judy I don't have to tell you guys the but I her to go out, she said yes took her to the movies and to my house led the girl to the couch
a game, I have to score dim the lights, get the two-ply condom from the off her shirt and only then I asked the question yo? who broke wind? something smells bad, dang, it let up! it was Judy, the cutie! yo, up! so now I got an girl and one with the smell but which one I choose? oh well I'm up
I know I'm hard, 'cause I'm Chubb but even to my chest I got a spot could easily be ripped apart I'm hard like the Tin Man but I got a every night it I stay home sick trying to figure out which girl I pick ripping my heart, my soul all these problems because of a little and in a bed but and Judy are getting me fed up to the I couldn't even hold my own I was like E.T. -- I had to home to ask my mom a question she always she says Chubby, follow heart and your nose be celibate -- no girl, be a but I picked the ugly girl yeah, I Mona