Now if ya in my car, don't sit down right away my passenger seat tilts sideaways And don't even try to lean the back The whole thang'll fall off the track
Stick hand out and signal for a right My window's stuck plus, I got a broken turn Naw I ain't dippin', sometimes I get a brake Got my rear view attached with some tape
Keep yo' right there I'm tryna keep glove compartment closed playa The don't work, just tie it round your waist If you crash the window, just cover your face
The radio gets one station on AM, Chinese But if you listed, you could catch what they complainin', I heard what you said So the seat spring poked you in the leg?
Didn't know it stabbed you but you stompin' fo'? You put yo' foot through that hole in the flo' Now what you say, you sue me? Aw, because the baby, his leg and got a booby?
Now your hurt, you wanna get up out my shit Cool motherfucker, you go, get yo' kicks You need to act a little If you that do' to open you, gon' have to use yo' shoulder
Get the fuck up out fool, you lose, My car is better yo' shoes
Now, if you get in my bucket, You gotta sit on the And I ain't go no you know I'm tryin a the po', po'
Now, if you get in my bucket, You sit on the flo' And I ain't go no you know I'm a duck the po', po'
See me in the town, you might think I'm a Every three in a different car Like the day in a '81 Datsun my alternator rollin' shotgun
Or in the fall in a '88 Pushin' it wit my foot, down the I did a job, the lady didn't wanna pay me So she me a hoop tie instead, I said maybe
'Cause it like it went through a war Missin' a door, three out of bad but is it safe to drive? I'll wait 'til payday, then make it
Fixed the beat first that's my choice A bucket wit' the beat look a Rolls Royce Next week it broke down on the Bay And lemme tell you motherfucker dang-ress
Had a hun'ed, so I hit the auction off Got a seven six Pinto some knock offs buses be gettin' me to work late And you that slow down my pay rate
Down to No alignment it kinda hard to steer though They to pay me for all these adventures 'em to my grandkids when I got dentures
Makin' a really costs a buck fiddy It's only that if yo' cars shitty Motherfuckers laughin' but it the AC transit blues Shit, my car is better my shoes
Now, if you get in my bucket, You sit on the flo' And I ain't go no you know I'm a duck the po', po'
Now, if you get in my bucket You sit on the flo' And I go no license you know I'm a duck the po', po'