Captain Howdy

Oh, it's so nice to see you all inside my dreamy little world
And it's so nice to be with all you lovely little boys and girls
Make yourself comfortable, my place is so divine
Don't you think I'm wonderful?

Say yes, you're on my time, stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy, don't try to leave
The doors are locked and only I have got the key
Forget the windows, they're nailed shut and boarded up

So, you can't see, you'll love the light show
Oh, I'm sure you'll think it's swell when they go off
Your welcome to my living hell, stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy

Come here, my sweet, let me help you with that, there
That's better, I'm overjoyed at all the games
I'm playing here with you today

But I'm so sad the party's over and we can no longer play
You think you're going home to your own little bed
But that's impossible you can't sleep when your dead

Stay away from Captain Howdy, stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy, stay away from Captain Howdy
Stay away from Captain Howdy, stay away