Capital Radio (One/Two)

Yes, it's time for
The Dr. Gobbles show

There's a tower in the heart of London
With a radio station right at the top
They don't make the city beat
They're making the action stop

A long time ago there were pirates
Beaming in waves from the sea
But now all the stations are silent
'Cos they haven't got a government license

Wanna tell your problems
Phone in from your bedsit room
Having trouble with your partner
Let us all in the news

If you wanna hear a record
Get the word from Aiden Day
He picks all the hits to play
To keep you in your place all day

(Capital radio)
In tune with nothing
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In tune with nothing
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In your place all day

(Capital radio)
Just a-lazing around all day
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Ba-ba-ba-bummin' all day
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Backstreet a-hear us out
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Grab attention go and go against the town

(Capital radio)
[Incomprehensible]
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It's such a crime
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Is it a game
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We ain't got no rights

(Capital radio)
Slippin' off, slipping off
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Slippin' off, slipping off
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Slippin' off, slipping off

Don't touch that dial
Don't touch that dial
Don't touch that dial
Don't touch that dial