Candy Cane Guy

V1

Oh youve been a very silly girl been deluded in your messy little world,
Been deceived by the Candy Cane Guy--, his sweets are poisonous and his tongue spills lies,
Hansel and Gretel were wiser than you--,
They dropped their crumbs and knew what to do,

Chorus

Oh Candy Cane man you evil little bastard,
You trick the lovely girls so you can be master
You play your games-- a sweet for a kiss,
But I think your candy tastes of piss,

V2

They say he has a smile made of sugar--,
His heart made of chocolate liqueur,
He makes their teeth black and works on weaknesses,
Transforms their confidence into meekness,
May I, May I, have some more?-- they chew and chew until they're sore,
Oh Candy Cane Man in his black little suit,
He makes his aim and then he shoots,

Chorus ( x2)

Oh Candy Cane man you evil little bastard--,
You trick the lovely girls so you can be master--
You play your games a sweet for a kiss,
But I think your candy tastes of piss,

Ending
(Spoken)

Oh youve been a very silly girl been deluded in your messy little world,
Been deceived by the Candy Cane Guy, his sweets are poisonous and his tongue spills lies,