I stop by the club, 'cuz it ain't shit to do it I'm on the guest list, it's plus two Stepped to the bar, 'cuz, it's a bad Open mic night, so, the Liks gots to it
Check the mic, it tight so I guess we might rock the all night yo The niggaz went wild, the hoes went We dropped the than we Swayze
Ooh don't I great when I down a black eighth My is much hotter than the enchilada plate My name is James but the call me God when I'm humpin' I get a gold medal for broad jumpin'
Rappers, talkin' 'bout, to the old school You never left in the first place fool Now everybody to be a prophet But I won't quit rhymin' my dick so get off it
You put a rhyme together but I only it So gimme a 'cause you juts can't handle it If rap was a swimming I'd climb to the top Plus a triple-back, hand me the mic and the belly flop
Dagnabit, I got a bad It don't where I'm at I seen a booty and I grab it So niggaz step back you get lit I'm a grown motherfuckin' man and you can't me shit
You can't tell me You can't tell me a hot thing You can't me shit You tell me shit
You can't tell me You tell me a hot damn thing You can't me shit You tell me shit
I rock you like Lenny Kravitz, or I'm puttin' suckers on like a comma I ape crazy act but I got the apes a superhero From the ghetto creases in my capes (Up up up and away, J-Ro)
I got more hoes than a got echoes I'm rougher Bluto, tougher than a callous My number one football is Dallas Cowboys, now boys, can't you see I'm greater
grand pops is my number one fan You get ran on the you dribble like Manute Bol You try to take it to the hole get shit outta here I'm gifted than Christmas morning
I pull out a pen and write a rhyme when I'm Me I'm tripping, let me my Phillie blunt Oh goes my beeper, what the hell do Billy want
(Yo J?) Man I quit weed (No I need a break) Well I got you need
You tell me shit You tell me a hot damn thing You tell me shit You can't me shit
You hittin' corners with the Alkies seen you pull-out 'cuz you The crew who got another tape that's bumpin' harder, it Rhythm and blues blew a fuse, and now it ain't the put a lot of Funky Drummers out the game
They the fresh hip-hop breaks, just to make a hit why to me, R&B, really ain't shit So peace to all the hip-hop niggy roles The ones who knows about and rockin' shows
I wanna say, to the ladies? I gotsta say to the ladies? From the Atlantic, to the I gotsta be specific, know I'm terrific
I'm pushin' up to the bars, got 'em Alkahols Oh gosh me Josh 'cause I'm bringin' down the walls MC extraordinary, J-Ro to set it straight I hesitate to grab the mic and meditate
In LA, niggaz walk the same Act the same, talk the same, drive the the same, shoot the same, fuck the same But is Ro and I got my own game
I drive through lyrics like I'm on the freeway And I don't give rappers, no of leeway Chumps be ejects 'cause I break necks when I flex I be housin' mo niggaz than the
You can't tell me You tell me a hot damn thing You can't me shit You can't tell me
Yeah, goes out to King Tee, DJ Pooh, yo the whole crew Yo D-Pimp for makin' the track, nigga Tash Deadly Threat, this is J-Ro and Tha Alkaholiks, and it's that