I stop by the club, it ain't shit else to do it I'm on the guest list, it's E-Swift two to the bar, 'cuz, it's a bad habit Open mic night, so, the Liks gots to it
Check the mic, it tight so I we might rock the motherfucker all night yo The niggaz wild, the hoes went crazy We dropped the microphone we Swayze
Ooh don't I great when I down a black eighth My style is hotter than the enchilada plate My name is James but the girls call me God I'm humpin' I should get a medal for broad jumpin'
Rappers, talkin' 'bout, to the old school You never shoulda left in the first fool Now everybody wants to be a But I won't rhymin' 'bout my dick so get off it
You put a rhyme together but I dismantle it So gimme a high-five 'cause you can't handle it If rap was a swimming pool I'd to the top a triple-back, hand me the mic and watch the belly flop
Dagnabit, I got a bad It matter where I'm at I seen a booty and I grab it So niggaz step before you get lit I'm a grown man and you can't tell me shit
You can't me shit You can't me a hot damn thing You tell me shit You can't me shit
You tell me shit You can't tell me a hot thing You tell me shit You can't tell me
I rock you like Kravitz, or Nirvana I'm puttin' on pause like a comma I never ape crazy act but I got the apes a From the ghetto creases in my capes (Up up up and away, J-Ro)
I got more hoes than a canyon got I'm rougher than Bluto, than a callous My number one football is Dallas Cowboys, now boys, you see I'm greater than?
Your grand pops is my one fan You get ran on the you dribble like Manute Bol You try to it to the hole get that shit outta here I'm more gifted Christmas morning
I pull out a pen and write a rhyme when I'm Me I'm tripping, let me my Phillie blunt Oh there goes my beeper, what the hell do Billy
(Yo J?) Man I quit weed (No I a funky break) Well I got what you
You tell me shit You can't tell me a hot damn You tell me shit You can't me shit
You hittin' corners with the seen you pull-out 'cuz you great The who got another tape that's bumpin' harder, save it Rhythm and blues blew a fuse, and now it the same They put a lot of Drummers out the game
They samplin' the fresh hip-hop breaks, just to a hit That's why to me, R&B, ain't shit So peace to all the real hip-hop niggy The ones who knows about flows and rockin'
I wanna say, to the ladies? I say whassup to the ladies? From the Atlantic, to the I gotsta be specific, they I'm terrific
I'm up to the bars, got 'em screamin' Alkahols Oh gosh call me Josh I'm bringin' down the walls MC extraordinary, came to set it straight I never to grab the mic and meditate
In LA, most niggaz the same Act the same, talk the same, the same the same, shoot the same, fuck the same But is Ro and I got my own game
I drive through like I'm riding on the freeway And I don't give rappers, no kind of Chumps be hittin' ejects 'cause I necks when I flex I be housin' mo niggaz the projects
You can't me shit You tell me a hot damn thing You can't tell me You tell me shit
Yeah, this goes out to Tee, DJ Pooh, yo the whole crew Yo D-Pimp for makin' the track, that nigga Deadly Threat, this is and E-Swift Tha Alkaholiks, and it's that