my mic up my mic up
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm nigga (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the right) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the left) it, blackout niggas! Oh my
Know the cats get down Sprinkle the ash, you'll get ass kicked, pow! Frown while I on your crown Skip grounds will appear on the king cash cow Do I 'em say 'Wow!', strip, ow, bow I sit the pound, click, pow Blow, click, click, pow, pow Stop traffic dropping classics, flip now Bitches I'm making them skip with Art, you don't really want that when I Let me come let me come and mop up the knock I pop off I never stop, cause What we do? through, you better lock doors (Pause) The wolves wanna eat, be by lockjaws No need to up the coke, you see me chop raw And if you ain't enough in the fat fishes of a phenomenal Fahrvergnügen Fuck is going on? with the beat and the raps is callous on another song, I'mma have these niggas nervous And clipping they nails and dribbling in And nibble them like sunflower seed See these skills got my weight up like three whales And I shit on Ishamels 'til the speakers fell into the weed Nigga your tree fell, see how Twitter, Facebook, and Instagramming, on email Talking, I'm sick and I got them shook banging on retail they cripple See I cook like I'm slanging a sale And I triple gram and whoop 'em and drag 'em like Oh see well, these already know the way that I fuck shit up, minus the details The case is shut, your bitch remind me of my replacement but kind of an ancient Her stomach down like she was a fuck Swell up this shit I'm sticking sticks in their gut So graciously, ungraciously, I painfully niggas up Ragdolling these and attack them like apes in the cut I'm waiting for the taking while I break niggas like a bracelet, fuck It's kinda like me having a case in the truck and drinking I'm blasted All ratchet and racing keeping 'em blacking Until I'm leaving 'em I got 'em happier than a in a park chasing a duck When I'm a buck it's funny, niggas be chasing they luck I be lacing them up boots when I'm pushing they face in the mud (ahh) Missiles I fling while I live wire, 'til this shit circling back around With more for me to melt the brake's surface, and back the sound While I up shit that I toss I quit Gods, look around It's certain this shit splatters click paint that'll 'em scatter Shameful the way I shatter, split apart it doesn't matter (rip) Your head up off your shoulders, bullets than a boulder Break 'em and know that it's a classic And the way it's going you easily get your ass kicked See, me and Shady we're crazy Like baking a bomb and a rabies cake like a bitch (we that sick) Cause I come from Haiti, I'm you pay me, don't make me wanna spazz I'm a crazy Israeli, bastards While I bite the beat up put the in a heater I'm chopping your foot off now it's mine and I'm my feet up Back to the hood and off to the whylin' I'm hoping you protect child And I been blacking out so long niggas is if the hook has died, naw But the beat is
(Steady on the right) Ayo, calm nigga (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the right) Ayo, down nigga (Steady on the left) Ayo, calm down (Steady on the right) Ayo, down nigga (Steady on the left) Fuck em, out nigga
There's a light to this tirade It just might you sick So irate with this my is just like a fucking fried egg Is my mind (Cause I'm lit) Narrow minded But go such a wide range of this emotion That my rage has gotta squeeze it sideways I pulled up in Clive Davis' driveway With his personal memoir saying bi Waving a nine, a picket sign, yanking his ride, him cry "rape" then arrive naked And drive straight through the gay pride parade Cause here I- wait, did the world pee on my leg? And should I take it as a sign? I'll take em back in the times (Shady) out like a sore thumb, so I gave em the finger To the attention away from my stinking face it was bringing Changed the complexion of the game, but just in case you was thinking An inkling of the kingpin, you're crazy, you're wasting your ink then So if this is any indication of what you may be You make a distinction cause you fake imitations Are a bad taste, fuck making a bad impression That's the worst impersonation I've seen and Who nasally, eyes hazily, rhymes crazily But like he may need some FLO, nasally speaking? What kind of question is that? Hey Mrs. Lincoln than your husband's fucking brains that were leaking, how'd you think that play was this weekend? You the real Slim Shady, sit your ass down faggot See me on a ballot? I'm running for clown Rich democrat, bitch, so I'm a candidate To come fuck up the whole party, me and starting a campaign To have every campus on a fucking Act my goddamn age? I am eight, so get smashed And wake up the day with the room trashed, covered in Band-Aids Glass ashtray smashed, splashed on the lampshades But this ain't up for debate, is undebatable Shady for president, ho, don't make me go it back to the days of old Sway and Tech radio when I was taking so much NoDoz and LSD I almost fell asleep on the wake up Fuck you telling me, I was living shock hell up in shoes when Penelope Cruz was still developing boobs Me and Bus put it like a sick pet You're fucking with dawg, fucking internet bloggers "I sit in front of my all day and comment on Everything, I'm an expert on everything, everything sucks, the next song" Guess if I hopped out freaking laptop, you idiot prick With and kicked the living shit out of you, I'd be dead wrong Son of God I'm not soft like a wet log, force gets clogged I'm so full of self-esteem that I fog Yes, yes y'all, on the left, y'all Step off of it or you get stepped on Bout as commercial as my leo jet get you as green as a Chia Pet I can see that you're visibly upset, Alert, alert, girl, Once you went into the house of pain a world of hurt so Jump around, jump, jump, get ass shaking Jump around, jump, jump, came to hit you with a fan But if you too fly for coach better get them get arms and freaking hands flailing Jump Van Halen, and pray for a damn tailwind More afraid of success than I am of So what does that ya? That on a grand scale I don't give a fuck nothing Like Stan his last piece of fan mail Before he ran straight the damn railing
Chill, man,