Parody of Cadillac by Sammy Kershaw (M. Peterson), Ray Stevens Music (BMI). New lyrics by Cledus T. Judd, Billy Lawson, and Mike Curtis, La-Po (BMI)/Sony ATV/Cross Keys Music (ASCAP)/Michael Everett Curtis Publishing (ASCAP)
Well she won't wear her contacts, she won't glasses So she can't see me while I'm makin' And every she tries to kiss me she misses by a mile Because my little baby loves me cadirac
I remember the first we started datin' of her pupils were dilatin' And in the back of my Lincoln we got a little Oh my baby loves me cadirac style
Well, she don't care if the are on or off As long as I watch so we don't get what we're doin', we could be fined And the law don't care love is blind
Well, she wrecked my new Honda in City her through the windshield, now she ain't so purdy And she's missin' all her teeth, she's still got a cute smile Oh my lttle loves me cadirac style
Well, she don't care if the are on or off As long as I watch so we get caught what we're doin', we could be fined And the law care if true love is blind
Well, she says one day she's get me to the altar Swears up and down I look like Walker! And I try to tell her different she gets a little riled Oh my little baby loves me cadirac Because my little baby loves me cadirac Oh no my little baby loves me cadirac
She thinks I look like Hasselhoff. "There's you're on." She just on 'em.