Burn Down the Trailer Park

I borrowed some money, I sold my car
I put an air stream trailer, up on blocks
That satellite dish was my first mistake
She started watching Oprah Winphre and Ricky Lake

She cut me down to once a week
At supper time there wasn't nothing to eat
I was paranoid and scared to death
She came home with Aqua Velva on her breath

Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

She hired the neighbor's son to cut our grass
She gave him cold iced tea and a piece of pie
My landlord came while I was out of town
My pipes got fixed and the rent went down

We fell asleep with the Late Show on
Now it's 3 a.m. I wake up and she's gone
I've got strong suspicion she's at it again
Since I don't know which trailer she's in...

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

(Burn it down)

Jenny Jones don't understand
Geraldo don't understand
Maury Povich sure don't understand
I've got a can of gas and I'm a dangerous man

I'm gonna burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

Burn down the trailer park
Shoot the pink flamingoes out in the yard
I can't live here since she broke my heart
I'm gonna burn down the trailer park

Burn down the trailer park
(Burn it down)