Burma Shave

Way down yonder by the forks of the branch
The old sow whistled and the little pigs danced
Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave
I bet Ive seen a million rows
Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line
Come on come on one more time

Yonder goes Willie, hes passin on a hill
He dont dress nice but he drives fit to kill
Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave
I bet Ive seen a million rows
Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line
Giddyup giddyup tally ho

Well my pappy aint smart he aint good at quizzin
But one thing he knows is how to keep mama hisn
Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave
I bet Ive seen a million rows
Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line
Come on, come on one more time

Roses are red and violets are blue you chase me and so am I
Burma Shave, Burma, Burma, Burma Shave
I bet Ive seen a million rows
Of them little red poles and its signs up and down the line
Come on, come on