Bubbe's Boarding House Theme Song (Passover Version)

Bubbe's Boarding House
Bubbe's Boarding House
If you love to learn

Then you'll learn to love
The place I'm thinking of
Bubbe's Boarding House
Bubbe's Boarding House
Have lunch with rhinoceros

Or even a mouse
At Bubbe's Boarding House
Every Jewish holiday you'll find us here
Celebrating all day and night
Learning Jewish traditions
And eating everything in sight!

Bubbe's Boarding House
Bubbe's Boarding House!
You can bring your Uncle Sidney
Your kids or your spouse

To Bubbe's Boarding House
Bubbe's Boarding House
Bubbe's Boarding House

We're having a Seder for this Passover time
Clean all the brass
Give a horn a shine
Bubbe's Boarding House
Bubbe's Boarding House
It's the place to be you're a sheep
Or a mouse
At Bubbe's Boarding House
Bubbe's Boarding House!