Bryan & Eden

she's stupid and silly, she left new york city to be with him again.
he's dumb and he's prissy, he's vegan and smelly, how did he ever get that girl.
their weird in their ways but i love them the same, still strange how they get a long.
if you don't know them, i'll tell you now, cuz this is the bryan, the bryan and eden song.

she's stupid and silly, she left new york city to be with him again.
he's dumb and he's prissy, he's vegan and smelly, how did he ever get that girl.
their weird in their ways but i love them the same, still strange how they get a long.
if you don't know them, i'll tell you now, cuz this is the bryan, the bryan and eden song.

chorus:
he poops, she yells.
he picks his nose.
she laughs real loud, but he still loves her.
he's ADD, and real lazy.
she wears nice glasses and says tee-hee.
he drinks, she drives, they always fight, but still have time for vegan pie.
i wish i was like them...but i'd rather die!
(x2)