Brown Eyed Handsome Man

Flying across the desert in a TWA
I saw a woman walking across the sand
Flyin' some thirty miles en route to Bombay
To find a brown eyed handsome man
Just like her daddy is a brown eyed handsome man

Two, three to count, three men on
He hit a high fly into the stand
Rounding third, he was headed for home
It was a brown eyed handsome man
That was a game, it was a brown eyed handsome man

Oh, back in history, three thousand years
Ever since the world began
There's a whole lot of women sheddin' tears
For a brown eyed handsome man

Milo Venus was a beautiful lass
She had the world in the palm of her hand
Yeah she lost both her arms in a wrestlin' match
To get a brown eyed handsome man
She fought and won herself a brown eyed handsome man