Boyfriend Parody

If I was your boyfriend I'd buy you a horse
Make you some dinner
And drive you in my porsche
Girl I got chocolates
And a big vase of flowers
I'm like Yoda
I've got super powers

Shoes, shoes, shoes are new
I'm saving all these shoes for a girl like you
I could watch your cat
And even do your nails
I would play with your hair
And make a pony tail

I want your dad to be friends with me
Hey girl, watch me work out
(yeah)

If i was your boyfriend
I'd wear the best cologne
I would shower daily
And carve you out of stone
I would be like Harry
And grow out all my hair
If i was your boyfriend
I'd wear the best cologne
I'd buy your dog a bone

Tell me 'bout your mommy
Tell me 'bout your dad
I like to meet parents
They make me feeel glad
I always fight hobos
But girl not you
Your butt looks really good in those jeans
True

Babys, babys
girl i love babys
I'd masage your toes
And check for rabies
I'd don't want to smooch
And i don't want to dance
I just want to show you my collection of plants

I want your dad to be friends with me
Hey girl, watch me work out
(yeah)

If i was your boyfriend
I'd wear the best cologne
I would shower daily
And carve you out of stone
I would be like Harry
And grow out all my hair
If i was your boyfriend
I'd wear the best cologne
I'd buy your dog a bone

So give me a lance
'Cause i really miss NSYNC
They were really nice
But then the JoBros came
I love the Jonas Brothers
But girl i love you more
And i wish i could sing
If Lance can sing it, everyone can to(if i was your boyfriend)

I'd wear the best cologne
I would shower daily
And carve you out of stone
I would be like Harry
And grow out all my hair
If i was your boyfriend
I'd wear the best cologne
I'd buy your dog a bone