Hey Beavis, eh-heh-heh Remember time we partied with Run-D.M.C.? [Beav] Yeah yeah, hehhehheh - I took a dump on bus [Butt] No dumbass that was Anthrax! I'm about Run-D.M.C. Oh yeah yeah heh yeah That was fly - hehheh - we illin Yeah.. eh-heh, huh-huh, eh-huh-huh.. Me-heh-heh, me-heh-heh.. he-heh.. heh..
{*music cues at the door*}
[Run] Yo who [Butt] Uhh.. we're like, from and stuff, uh-huh-heh Can we like, y'know, in? [Beav] Yeah yeah heh - I'm from Hollis too yeah eh It's Christmas in Hollis Queens!! yeah heh-ehheh [Jay] Yo y'all don't like y'all around the way [Butt] Yeah man, like, from Hollis, uh-heh [Jay] street? [Butt] Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..... uhhhh.. Hollis Street? [Run] Yo that's Hollis Avenue, street? [Butt] Uhhhh, uhhhh... Yo man get out of here y'all ain't from around the way Stop frontin {*Beavis and Butthead [Run] Yo man save that man we ain't tryin to that Uhhhhhh.. uh-hehhuhheh, uhhhh.. I'm like, a full member of the Hollis Crew [Beav] yeah hehheh, I'm a full fledged MEMBER! [Run] Aight, c'mon in yo, c'mon [Jay] Aight yo c'mon that's
{*door opens to let them in, B+B
[Beav] Heheh, hey Run, check out, hehehheheh My name is D.M.C., the all great!! I bust the rhymes, in New York State!! Huhhuh, eh-hehuhuhuh [Run] Yo chill money [Butt] Yeah, CHILL Beavis.. ehehhuhhuh, Hehe heheh yeah heheh [Butt] So uhh.. are you guys gonna like, kick it old school? [Beav] Yeah yeah, heheh yeah, KICK IT! KICK IT! IT! [Jay] Yo we gettin ready to fool money [Butt] Uhhh.. can we have some Uh-huhuhuhuhuh Yeah yeah eheh yeah! It's hard to rock a rhyme!! It's to rock a rhyme!! No no no Nah nah [Run] tricky, it's TRICKY to rock a rhyme Yeah, dumbass! [Beav] up Butt-head! You can't rock a rhyme No but I can kick your ass
{*fight breaks out, yells "butthole" and "cut it out!"*}
[Run] Aiyyo chill out for a minute and let's do this Cool out, out [Jay] Word up man, calm down all that riffraff man Don't be comin around here on all that old wild man Just man You in your corner and you in your man, just chill Get up off old wild man [Butt] Beavis it [Beav] Oh yeah, eh-heheheh, Yo Beavis, you're ruffing up my Walker Wear [Beav] No way Butt-head, you're my fresh gear! Hehe hehehehe is cool, heheheh [Butt] Are you guys gonna like, "Slam," or "Get out your seat and Jump Around, Around!" [Beav] Yeah yeah, heh like, like, "Slam! SLAM! Duh-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH!" [Run] Yo slow your roll man [Jay] This "Jump" [Run] This "Slam" The name of this record is "Bounce"
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"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (3X)
I open doors, take a pause, doin then I come again be runnin up in the spot cause I be runnin dem seen dis, now DJ Run'll be and fiendish, my tracks are fat and in fact it's not just a lean dish, your and salad not valid I a mean dish.. mean dish.. I got my mic in my hand and my to come The DJ rapper name is DJ Run All other sucker rappers boy you're my son All wet behind the ears I I froze you're numb PUMP! I scream on you, you talk and talk PUMP PUMP! Run you round the then walk it off So, check for me in a weapon and even steppin to my foes even those of are always kept in rows broken nose from blows ruin your rep When I pounce, all my suppose, I swing the ep and BOUNCE!
"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (3X)
[D.M.C.] My name is D.M.C., the one you The great, I'ma steal the show I put the mic, my hand And spread a rhythm all across the land I blow mind, the rhyme'll flow I hit you the wisdom and they give me dough I'm one of a kind, I rock your I'm stingy with the digits I rock my rhyme I bust a vein, my brain I came with the and our claim to fame I'm to the core, wicked and raw The rhymes raw when I'm breakin your door I kick a ill style cause I'm sticka-still Take-a take-a now, cause I got to kill a foul Foul-mouthed sucker knockin out all I'm takin suckers out, cause I a sucker bounce!
"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (3X)
.. BOUNCE!
I got no time for the climb, I'm the kind to There's no sign of my slippin off the line And if you find there's a dime, I behind I fast for my cash, I must rewind Easy does it, Run'll do it, fluid vocabulary Vocal be makin em come to it - then I have you often, lost in, run a boss then confuse you you're all lost up in the sauce then I stir you sir you're all shakin cause I'm Drop hip-hop, and POP goes the weasel Comin and runnin and seekin for my kingdom my lyrics at first they hear it then they sing them I take a sucker and do em, the I flew em First I em, then I school em and sue em, and steppin to em is a daily operation I ruin, all I'm doin I pursue em, em boo and come to, you and your crew and BOUNCE!
"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (continue to fade) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (continue to fade)