[Butt] Hey Beavis, Remember that time we partied Run-D.M.C.? Yeah yeah, hehhehheh - I took a dump on their bus [Butt] No dumbass that was Anthrax! I'm talkin Run-D.M.C. [Beav] Oh yeah heh yeah That was fly - hehheh - we illin Yeah.. eh-heh, huh-huh, eh-huh-huh.. Me-heh-heh, me-heh-heh.. he-heh.. heh..
{*music cues at the door*}
[Run] Yo who [Butt] Uhh.. we're like, from Hollis and stuff, Can we like, y'know, in? [Beav] Yeah yeah heh - I'm from Hollis too Ehheheh eh It's time in Hollis Queens!! Hehhehheh heh-ehheh [Jay] Yo y'all don't like y'all around the way [Butt] Yeah man, we're like, from Hollis, [Jay] What [Butt] Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..... uhhhh.. Hollis Street? [Run] Yo Hollis Avenue, what street? [Butt] Uhhhh, uhhhh... [Jay] Yo man get out of here y'all ain't from the way Stop frontin {*Beavis and Butthead [Run] Yo man save that man we ain't tryin to that Uhhhhhh.. uh-hehhuhheh, uhhhh.. I'm like, a full fledged member of the Crew [Beav] Yeah yeah hehheh, I'm a full MEMBER! [Run] Aight, c'mon in yo, c'mon Aight yo c'mon that's cool
{*door to let them in, B+B laughing*}
Heheh, hey Run, check this out, hehehheheh My is D.M.C., the all time great!! I bust the most rhymes, in New State!! [Butt] Huhhuh, [Run] Yo chill money [Butt] Yeah, CHILL Beavis.. ehehhuhhuh, Hehe heheh yeah heheh [Butt] So uhh.. are you guys gonna like, kick it old school? Yeah yeah, heheh yeah, KICK IT! KICK IT! KICK IT! [Jay] Yo we gettin ready to break fool [Butt] Uhhh.. can we have some money? [Beav] Yeah eheh yeah! It's hard to a rhyme!! It's hard to rock a rhyme!! No no no Nah nah [Run] It's tricky, it's to rock a rhyme Yeah, dumbass! [Beav] Shut up Butt-head! You can't a rhyme [Butt] No but I can kick ass
{*fight breaks out, yells "butthole" and "cut it out!"*}
Aiyyo chill out for a minute and let's just do this out, cool out [Jay] Word up man, calm down all that riffraff man [Run] Don't be comin around here on all old wild man chill man You in your corner and you in your man, just chill Get up off old wild man [Butt] started it Oh yeah, eh-heheheh, heheheheh [Butt] Yo Beavis, you're up my Walker Wear No way Butt-head, you're wrinkling my fresh gear! Hehe hehehehe is cool, heheheh [Butt] Are you guys like, "Slam," or like "Get out your seat and Jump Around, Around!" Yeah yeah, heh yeah like, like, "Slam! SLAM! Duh-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH!" [Run] Yo Beavis slow your man [Jay] This "Jump" This ain't "Slam" [Jay] The name of record is "Bounce"
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"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (3X)
I open doors, take a pause, doin then I come again Run'll be up in the spot cause I be runnin dem seen dis, now DJ be comin and fiendish, my tracks are fat and in fact not just a lean dish, your soup and salad not valid I a mean dish.. mean dish.. I got my mic in my and my plan to come The official DJ rapper is DJ Run All other sucker rappers boy just my son All wet behind the ears I freeze I you're numb PUMP! I scream on you, you talk and talk PUMP PUMP! Run you round the track walk it off So, check for me take in a and even steppin to my foes even those of Joe's are always in seperate rows broken from blows ruin your rep When I pounce, all my foes suppose, I the ep and BOUNCE!
"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (3X)
[D.M.C.] My name is D.M.C., the one you The great, I'ma steal the show I put the mic, my hand And spread a rhythm all across the land I blow your mind, the rhyme'll I hit you with the wisdom and they give me I'm one of a kind, I rock mind I'm stingy with the digits when I my rhyme I bust a vein, inside my I came the name and our claim to fame I'm to the core, wicked and raw The rhymes break raw when I'm breakin your I a ill style cause I'm sticka-still wild Take-a chill now, cause I got to kill a foul sucker knockin out all doubt I'm takin out, cause I make a sucker bounce!
"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (3X)
.. BOUNCE!
I got no time for the climb, I'm the to rhyme There's no of my mind slippin off the line And if you there's a dime, I left behind I come fast for my cash, I rewind Easy does it, do it, speakin fluid vocabulary be makin em come to it - then I have you very often, in, Run'll run a boss then confuse you lose you're all up in the sauce I stir you sir you're all shakin cause I'm diesel Drop hip-hop, and then POP goes the Comin and runnin and daily for my kingdom Takin my lyrics at first hear it then they sing them I a sucker and do em, the heads I flew em First I chew em, I school em and sue em, and steppin to em is a operation I ruin, all those I'm doin I pursue em, em boo and come to, you and your crew and BOUNCE!
"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (continue to fade) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (continue to fade)