Hey Beavis, eh-heh-heh Remember that time we partied Run-D.M.C.? Yeah yeah, hehhehheh - I took a dump on their bus [Butt] No dumbass was Anthrax! Eh-heh I'm talkin Run-D.M.C. Oh yeah yeah heh yeah That was fly - hehheh - we were Yeah.. eh-heh, huh-huh, eh-huh-huh.. Me-heh-heh, me-heh-heh.. he-heh.. heh..
{*music cues {*knocking at the
[Run] Yo who [Butt] Uhh.. we're like, from and stuff, uh-huh-heh Can we like, y'know, in? Yeah yeah heh yeah - I'm from Hollis too Ehheheh eh It's Christmas time in Queens!! Hehhehheh heh-ehheh [Jay] Yo y'all don't like y'all around the way [Butt] man, we're like, from Hollis, uh-heh [Jay] street? [Butt] Uhhhhhhhhhhhh..... uhhhh.. Hollis Huh-uh-huh Yo that's Hollis Avenue, what street? [Butt] Uhhhh, uhhhh... [Jay] Yo man get out of y'all ain't from around the way Stop frontin {*Beavis and Butthead [Run] Yo man save man we ain't tryin to hear that Uhhhhhh.. uh-hehhuhheh, uhhhh.. I'm like, a full fledged of the Hollis Crew [Beav] Yeah yeah hehheh, I'm a full MEMBER! [Run] Aight, c'mon in yo, c'mon [Jay] Aight yo c'mon cool
{*door opens to let in, B+B laughing*}
[Beav] Heheh, hey Run, check out, hehehheheh My name is D.M.C., the all great!! I the most rhymes, in New York State!! [Butt] Huhhuh, [Run] Yo chill money [Butt] Yeah, CHILL Beavis.. ehehhuhhuh, [Beav] Hehe yeah heheh [Butt] So like uhh.. are you gonna like, kick it old school? [Beav] Yeah yeah, heheh yeah, IT! KICK IT! KICK IT! [Jay] Yo we gettin ready to break money [Butt] Uhhh.. can we some money? Uh-huhuhuhuhuh [Beav] yeah eheh yeah! It's hard to rock a rhyme!! It's to rock a rhyme!! No no no Nah nah [Run] It's tricky, TRICKY to rock a rhyme Yeah, dumbass! [Beav] Shut up Butt-head! You can't rock a [Butt] No but I can kick ass
{*fight breaks out, yells "butthole" and "cut it out!"*}
[Run] Aiyyo chill out for a minute and let's do this Cool out, out [Jay] Word up man, calm down with all riffraff man [Run] Don't be around here on all that old wild man Just man You in your corner and you in your corner man, just Get up off old wild man [Butt] started it Oh yeah, eh-heheheh, heheheheh [Butt] Yo Beavis, ruffing up my Walker Wear [Beav] No way Butt-head, you're my fresh gear! Hehe hehehehe this is cool, [Butt] Are you gonna like, "Slam," or like "Get out your seat and Around, a-Jump Around!" [Beav] Yeah yeah, heh like, like, "Slam! SLAM! Duh-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH, DUH-DUH-DUH!" [Run] Yo Beavis slow roll man [Jay] ain't "Jump" [Run] This "Slam" The name of this record is "Bounce"
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"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (3X)
I open doors, a pause, doin tours then I come again Run'll be runnin up in the cause I be runnin dem seen dis, now DJ be comin and gettin fiendish, my tracks are fat and in it's not a lean dish, your soup and salad not valid I a mean dish.. mean dish.. I got my mic in my hand and my to come The DJ rapper name is DJ Run All other sucker rappers boy you're my son All wet behind the ears I freeze I froze numb PUMP PUMP! I scream on you, you and talk PUMP PUMP! Run you round the track then it off So, check for me in a weapon and even steppin to my foes even those of Joe's are kept in seperate broken nose from blows ruin your rep I pounce, all my foes suppose, I swing the ep and BOUNCE!
"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (3X)
[D.M.C.] My name is D.M.C., the one you The all-time great, steal the show I put the mic, my hand And spread a funky rhythm all across the I blow your mind, the flow I hit you with the wisdom and give me dough I'm one of a kind, I rock mind I'm stingy with the digits when I rock my I bust a vein, inside my I came with the and our claim to fame I'm to the core, wicked and raw The rhymes raw when I'm breakin your door I kick a ill cause I'm sticka-still wild Take-a chill now, cause I got to kill a foul sucker knockin out all doubt I'm takin suckers out, cause I a sucker bounce!
"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (8X) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (3X)
.. BOUNCE!
I got no time for the climb, I'm the kind to There's no sign of my mind off the line And if you find there's a dime, I behind I fast for my cash, I must rewind Easy does it, Run'll do it, speakin vocabulary Vocal be makin em to it - then I have you very often, lost in, run a boss then confuse you lose you're all up in the sauce then I stir you sir you're all cause I'm diesel Drop hip-hop, and POP goes the weasel and runnin and seekin daily for my kingdom Takin my lyrics at they hear it then they sing them I take a sucker and do em, the I flew em First I chew em, I school em and sue em, and steppin to em is a operation I ruin, all those I'm doin I pursue em, make em boo and come to, you and your and BOUNCE!
"This is the way.. the way.. the way.." (continue to fade) "Everybody BOUNCE!" -> cut by Jay (continue to fade)