Book of Hypocrisy

Don't waste your time.
I've been with the best of the best pretenders.
You don't want to test your abilities on me.
It's the Book of Hypocrisy,
and I've had every page read to me.
I've got a third eye for every lie you tried to keep.

Chapter One: He's gonna tell you that last night you were a lot of fun, and maybe sometime he'll take you out, but that will be your last conversation.

Chapter Two: You're out and he's at home "waiting for you," but once you walk through the door, those aren't your heels on the floor; you see the truth.

So, don't waste your time.
I've been with the best of the best pretenders.
You don't want to test your abilities on me.
It's the Book of Hypocrisy,
and I've had every page read to me.
I've got a third eye for every lie you tried to keep.

Chapter Three: This one is written about me. Preach against infidelity, you've got a lady, but you're under my sheets.

Chapter Four: He promised you he'll quit drinking, then you watch him pour the rest of the bottle in his cup, emptying your trust. Good Lord!

So, don't waste your time.
I've been with the best of the best pretenders.
You don't want to test your abilities on me.
It's the Book of Hypocrisy,
and I've had every page read to me.
I've got a third eye for every lie you tried to keep.

So when's this story gonna come to an end? I thought you were the one to write the last sentence.
And the worst part about all of this is betrayal only comes from a friend.

So, don't waste your time.
I've been with the best of the best pretenders.
You don't want to test your abilities on me.
It's the Book of Hypocrisy,
and I've had every page read to me.
I've got a third eye for every lie you tried to keep.

So don't waste your time.