Boobie the Clown

Get out of bed and stand on the floor
It's cold
Wiping the sleep from my eyes
I stub my toe

Taking a piss, I get a chill
I brush my teeth and shave my head
I am the one they call Boobie, the clown

Driving to school, my windows are down
My car, it has four doors
Mine it opens from the outside
It's green with lines of gold

Some say it looks like puke
But I like it anyway
I am the one they call Boobie, the clown

Walking down the hall, I hear my shoe
It clicks, there's a tack in it
I see her staring at me, I call her my girlfriend

She says "In your dreams"
I think she likes me, she likes me
I am the one they call Boobie, the clown