Bony Moronie

Yeah!
Oh!

I got a girl named bony moronie,
She's as skinny as a stick of macoroni.
Got to see her rock and roll with her blue jeans on,
She's not very fat, just skin and bone.

Huh!

Well, now I love her and she loves me,
Oh, how happy now we're gonna be,
Making love underneath the apple tree, oh!

Well, I told her mama and her papa, too,
Just exactly what I'm gonna do.
We're gonna get married on a night in june,
Rock and roll by the light of the silvery moon.

Well, yeah!

Well, now I love her and she loves me,
Oh, how happy now we're gonna be,
Making love underneath the apple tree, hey!
Huh! hey, hey, hey!

Well, she's my one and only, she's my hearts desire.
She's a real upsetter, she's a real live wire.
Ev'rybody's watching when my baby walks by,
She's so good looking, really catches the eye.

Huh! oh!
Yes!
Let 'em in!

Well, now I love her, she loves me,
Oh, how happy now we're gonna be,
Making love underneath the apple tree.

Yeh, yeh, underneath the apple!
Making love, yeh!
Making love!
Making love, harder!
Harder!
Harder!
Harder!
Oh, baby!