Bonehead's Bank Holiday

You know I need a little break
To get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
'Cause in the sun they say it's fun
If you get some

Well, I can take a train or a boat
Or an aeroplane
Or I can steal a car
'Cause in a car you can go far
It just depends what kinda car you are

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What kinda car you are
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I met a funny looking girl
On a crowded beach in Spain
Her name was Adeline
She said she came to Spain
To have a good time

Now she was with her mum
Who had a face like a nun in pain
She said her name was Dot
She didn't 'alf talk a lot
I couldn't tell if she was mad or not

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If she was mad or not
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Don't you know, I should've stayed in England
On my polluted beach, with all my special friends
Don't you know, I should've stayed in England
With me big house and me big car
And all me friends there in the bar

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You know I need a little break
To get away for a holiday
So I can see the sun
'Cause in the sun they say it's fun
If you get some

Now I can take a train or a boat
Or an airplane
Or I can steal a car
'Cause in a car you can go far
It just depends what kinda car you are

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What kinda car you are?
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What kinda car you are?

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What kinda car you are?
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