Luyện nghe bài hát Bizarre Christmas Incident

Ho, ho, ho, it grandpa
Yeah, play it, tell them a little story
About what happened Christmas
Yeah, tell them, tell 'em Christmas

eve, I didn't get much sleep
I kept hearing things, heavy from the chimney
Who it be?

I'll you what it was
What happened then, Yeah, what happened?
Well, I went back to
You went back to sleep? Back to
Shit man, went back to sleep

And in the morning, I believe my eyes
A whale of a corpe with a long white
Was dangling the fire

Oh, Santa a big fat fuck
down the chimney got his fat ass stuck
Oh, honey, call the lawyers
'Cause Mrs. is gonna sue my ass
Hey, hey, hey

grandpa, step up
Sing in this thing right
'em what you saw
Tell 'em you saw grandpa

I gotta tell you
He wearin' no clothes
He rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil
From his down to his toes

While I was to the cops outside
The dog was lickin' Crisco off of his
They hauled him in a double wide
a sad, sad way to die
Hey, hey, hey

Santa, a big, fat fuck
down the chimney, got his fat ass
Oh, honey the lawyers fast
Mrs. Claus is sue our ass