Bitterness Is Sexy

"We can still be friends"
That's the consolation prize you gave me
In hushed tones over gourmet coffee
And I mean no offense
But you were quite a waste of time and money
Not to mention dignity
So don't get me wrong
I want you to be happy
As long as it's with me

One day you're gonna' want me
But it'll prob'ly be too late by then
One day you're gonna' want me
At least that's what I say to all my friends

Alright, so here's the plan:
You go ahead and keep your options open
While I stay here and lose all hope in love
And don't you understand?
I am lonely, but I need another friend like you need another compliment
Don't get me wrong
I want you to be happy
As long as it's with me

One day you're gonna' want me
But it'll prob'ly be too late by then
One day you're gonna' want me
At least that's what I say to all my friends

So thank you for leading me on
It's nice to feel attractive
Don't you agree?
So I hope someone hears this song
That thinks bitterness is sexy

One day you're gonna' want me
But it'll prob'ly be too late by then
One day you're gonna' want me
At least that's what I say to all my friends
One day you're gonna want me
But it'll prob'ly be too late by then
One day you're gonna' want me
At least that's what I say to all my friends