Billy Crystal

Trailer parks on fire
Billy been cookin' up somethin'
If you need a biscuit, come on then
Billy has got it jumpin'

Get it from a pro, get it for the low
Get you some blow, get it for the nose
Get it for the show, get it for the hoes

Four wheeler cranked up
Gas tank on the ATV
Is full of that crank but
Billy got pills from A to Z

So whaddya think bud?
Billy won't go below 50
22's are dangerous
Drink a finger with the nugget rings

Pow, take one from the needle
How you feelin' now?
Purple moons and lucky charms
Yeah, that's the sound

But veins turnin' brown
But his fame is so profound
His name is like a noun
They goin' Billy now

Billy's on the corner with the crystal meth
Yeah and he ain't slowin' down, slowin' down
Billy's on the corner with the crystal meth
Go Billy, crystal meth

Ay, oh, ay, oh
Oh, ay, oh

Hello junkie and hello momma too
Hello to my P.O.
Deuce up to the boys in blue

Billy got brass balls
20 pounds on the catwalk
LSD and adderal
And LCD's on the wall

He's watchin' every move
High-tech redneck
Run up on him if ya want to
I bet, really, come on

It might be dark in the woods
But the lights are on
The money's counted
And if the price is wrong

Well, then Billy will get them
Gremlins like Spielberg
He'll take your house down
Off of them pillars

And take your mom to sizzler
And feed her chicken liver
That's cold blooded love
Billy's a killer

Billy's on the corner with the crystal meth
Yeah and he ain't slowin' down, slowin' down
Billy's on the corner with the crystal meth
Go Billy, crystal meth

Ay, oh, ay, oh
Oh, ay, oh

4:30 in the a.m.
Billy ain't slept for days
Gotta keep up with the profit
Gotta keep up with the craze

It's a heavy shade
Gotta walk through the maze
Down where the sun don't shine
And the pine trees sway

And when the wind blew
And the cradle fell
Down come baby Billy
And up come an able male

Momma stayed at work
Daddy stayed in jail
Hey, that's a full deck
But ya gotta play with what your dealt

So Billy dealt the joker
Put the sheriff in a choker
He drank himself sober
And pissed at a super soaker

And he wet 'em all up
And left his snow yellow
That's hard life
Boy for the ellow

Billy's on the corner with the crystal meth
Yeah and he ain't slowin' down, slowin' down
Billy's on the corner with the crystal meth
Go Billy, crystal meth

Ay, oh, ay, oh
Oh, ay, oh