I don't Why are you being so You're a yo mean yeah man
You are just of me 'Cuz you, you can't do what I do So instead of admitting it You around and say All kinds of really things about me you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just jealous of me I'm what you want to be So you just look an idiot When you say mean things 'Cuz too easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie
Alright listen, I need you to I need you to go dig deep in mind, this is important We are to perform an experiment of the sorts I'm going to have to ask you to with me for a moment Now I need you to open your mind, your eyes close You are now to be placed under my hypnosis For the four and a half minutes We are going to explore into your To out why you're so fuckin' jealous Now why did they yoo-hoo? Hippity ca-ca
Psych, I'm I wanted to see if you're still listenin' Ok, now I need your attention Sir, I a question Why do I sense this undeniable tension From the moment that I into the room? It gets all quiet and Whenever there's conversation, why am I always I've been dying to ask, it's itchin' at me Is it just
You are jealous of me 'Cuz you, you just do what I do So of just admitting it You around and say All kinds of really mean things me you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's 'cuz you're just really jealous of me 'Cuz I'm you want to be So you just like an idiot you say these mean things 'Cuz too easy to see You're really just a big weenie, big
Alright now, aww I, I just flubbed a line I was to say something extremely important But I forgot who or what it was, I up Psych, I'm kidding again you idiot, no I That's just what you wanted to from me Is I fucked up ain't, it? But I can bust one take without lookin' at no It doesn't a bunch of takes Or me to stand here in this all day For me to say the truth, droolin', you have tooth decay Your mouth is open, you're
What the fuck you eat for A of sweets or something, what? You munch a bunch of Crunch 'n' Your is rotten to the gum Your stinks, wanna chew some gum? Yes I do sir, am I on? You sir are on syrum I'm so jealous of you Please say you won't tell I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just terrified That someone's find out why I'm saying All terrible, evil and awful mean things It's my own
You are just of me 'Cuz you, you just can't do I do So of just admitting it You walk and say All kinds of really mean about me 'Cuz you're a meanie, a
But it's only 'cuz just really jealous of me 'Cuz I'm what you to be So you look like an idiot you say these mean things 'Cuz it's too to see You're a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright now we, going to conduct That experiment that we were talking about to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of ecstasy 'Cuz that's exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to a mirror, notice the resemblance here? Wait, let me put these sun on Now look in this mirror, how about do you have in common? You're both green envy and look like idiots with sunglasses on 'em You like I sound like singing about weenies Now take my weenie out of your
This is between me and you, I know you're not I know much rather see me Lying in the corner of a room somewhere Curled up in a ball tweeked out of my mind There is no that my weenie is much bigger than yours is Mine is like sticking a banana between two Why you even doing to yourself, it's pointless Why do we have to keep on through this This is torturous my is this That if you say mean things, will shrink Now I forgot what the chorus is, just is
You are just of me 'Cuz you, you just can't do I do So instead of admitting it You around and say All of really mean things about me 'Cuz you're a meanie, a
But it's only you're just really jealous of me 'Cuz I'm what you to be So you just like an idiot you say these mean things 'Cuz too easy to see You're just a big weenie, big weenie
Fuck off my dick,