I understand Why are you being so You're a yo mean yeah man
You are jealous of me you, you just can't do what I do So instead of admitting it You around and say All kinds of really things about me 'Cuz a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just jealous of me 'Cuz I'm what you to be So you just look like an you say these mean things 'Cuz too easy to see just a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright listen, I need you to I need you to go dig deep in mind, this is important We are going to perform an experiment of the I'm going to have to ask you to bare me for a moment Now I you to open your mind, your eyes close them You are now to be placed under my hypnosis For the four and a half minutes We are to explore into your mind To out why you're so fuckin' jealous Now why did they make ca-ca boo-boo
Psych, I'm I just wanted to see if still listenin' Ok, now I need undivided attention Sir, I have a Why do I sense this undeniable tension From the moment that I enter the room? It gets all and whispers Whenever conversation, why am I always mentioned? I've dying to ask, it's been itchin' at me Is it because
You are just of me 'Cuz you, you just do what I do So of just admitting it You walk and say All of really mean things about me 'Cuz you're a meanie, a
But it's only 'cuz you're just really of me 'Cuz I'm you want to be So you look like an idiot When you say these things 'Cuz it's too to see You're really just a big weenie, big
Alright now, aww shit I, I just flubbed a I was going to say something important But I who or what it was, I fucked up Psych, I'm again you idiot, no I didn't That's just what you to hear from me Is I fucked up ain't, it? But I can one take without lookin' at no paper It doesn't take a of takes Or me to stand here in booth all day For me to say the truth, You're droolin', you have tooth Your mouth is open, you're
the fuck you eat for lunch A bunch of sweets or something, You munch a of Crunch 'n' Munch? Your is rotten to the gum Your stinks, wanna chew some gum? Yes I do sir, am I on? You sir are on syrum I'm so jealous of you Please say you won't tell I'd be so embarrassed, I'm just terrified That someone's gonna find out why I'm All these terrible, and awful mean things my own insecurity
You are jealous of me you, you just can't do what I do So instead of admitting it You around and say All kinds of really things about me you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only 'cuz you're just really of me I'm what you want to be So you just look an idiot you say these mean things 'Cuz too easy to see You're a really big weenie, big weenie
Alright now we, we're going to That experiment we were talking about earlier Just to see what a frog looks like when it takes two hits of 'Cuz exactly what your eyes look like, want to check to see? Here's a mirror, the resemblance here? Wait, let me put sun glasses on Now look in mirror, how about now? What do you have in You're both green with envy and like idiots with sunglasses on 'em You look like I sound like singing weenies Now take my weenie out of your
This is me and you, I know you're not happy I you'd much rather see me in the corner of a room somewhere crying Curled up in a ball out of my mind dying There is no denying that my weenie is much bigger yours is is like sticking a banana between two oranges Why you even doing this to yourself, it's Why do we have to keep on going this is torturous my point is this That if you say mean things, weenie shrink Now I forgot the chorus is, your just is
You are jealous of me 'Cuz you, you can't do what I do So of just admitting it You walk and say All kinds of really mean things me you're a meanie, a meanie
But it's only you're just really jealous of me 'Cuz I'm you want to be So you just like an idiot When you say these mean 'Cuz too easy to see just a really big weenie, big weenie
Fuck off my dick,