(Dave) As a young boy helped his mother cook, Down by her apron the whole day long. Knife in hand, her trained on the recipe book He'd salivate as she sang out this (funny old voice) Cut the onions, the dicing. up Mike, it's the right thing. Chop the for a rich dish In the pond you'll be a big fish. In the small you'll be a big fish. (Mike) When in college our lad made some friends, Kept him from and their kind. Swirled within a of sports and dividends. And the song they sang was etched his mind: (All) Cut the hair off the sleeping. up Mike, it's the right thing. Chop the off the freakish. In the pond you'll be a big fish. In the pond you'll be a big fish. (Murray) Thirty-five, a burning possessed him To be the greatest golfer in Bay. Sometimes a of failure near obsessed him. But then he'd hear the other say: (funny voice) Cut the on your back swing. Listen up Mike, it's the thing. the golf ball with a big swish. In the pond you'll be a big fish. In the pond you'll be a big fish. (Jian) Now he's bread with heads of industry. The captain in the of his years. He proceeds with rabidity. When he mother's words he hears the cheers: (All) Cut the welfare, and housing. Listen up Mike, the right thing. Chop the health-care, get your wish. In the small pond you'll be a big Cut the and the schooling. Listen up Mike, the right-wing. the free-lunch for the poorish. In the small you'll be a big fish. In the small pond be a big fish. In the small pond be a big fish. the Liner: 1996 - We a brand new ultra right-wing premier of ontario, but only would believe that our loving leader revels in the pain, misery, and that comes as a product of his neo-conservative policies. Mike is simply doing the thing'.