Luyện nghe bài hát Big Fat Pig

Norman the Mormon hears the doorbell
But inside they're not
through the window, to his surprise
The door open, "Come inside"
"I am Jason, the Freemason, what you're selling, I do not
Mr. Patrick, orthodox Catholic, is more in your league"

At that very Mr. Softee rings his bells
ding-a-ling
Quickly thereafter, delight
While on his brand new mountain bike
Now watch you most closely, for the plot does twist
Enter Simon, the Scientologist

"I'm sailing Simon, is you stupid or is you just high?
Mother Hubbard got me like Sarah Lee on her cherry pie"
Norman to Simon, "Hey, if there are really aliens
I think that L. Ron Hubbard would have to be one of them"

"Oh my Lord, oh my Lord, oh ,my, oh my"

The Pie Man by on his way to the fair
(And he says)
"Reason, won't you put your dress on?
Reason, won't you put your jeans on?"

At that moment Mr.Softee rings his bells
So before Simon bring his crushing blow
raises his hands, "Oh no, oh no"
Simon says, "Hey, we ain't even this"
Norman says, "Yes we have, come them Witnesses"

"Reason, won't you put your blue on?
Reason, won't you put blue dress on?"