Hey girl, you need a Ah, ha I got this big black Caddy To take you wherever you to go
Oh, You see it? Oh what's
My big black Caddy, My big Caddy, Caddy
Hey girl,you wanna a little spin Well hop on because you can't get in But just be how you (Sit down) Or make you (Get down)
I'll even be your chauffeur and drive you from to town You ought to be that I let you cum The only kind of gas I use is premium As we were to our destination on a quest
She said, "May I on your big head rest?" Now we listened to her favorite song, relaxed and laid As I drove, her to Jersey on my big black
My big black Caddy, My big Caddy, Caddy
Now when I'm drivin' down deep dark tunnels on wet roads That's when I put my Caddy in cruise control You fellas Caddy's on the of the road, then go tow it my horn is workin' fine, don't believe me Come it
Not Mercedes, BMW, or Masarati, it's a big fat stretch I'm tellin' (My big Caddy) Yo, I know nothing wrong with your hearin' And I got a strong back that the power steering
The all, the ladies all (Jealous, it) You can't get in it but you all can on it
My big Caddy, Caddy My big black I a Caddy, Caddy
A uh, uh, well, it's not the kind of Caddy runs on gas It's the kind of Caddy runs on (Ass) The ladies waitin' in to keep polished and shined It's designed so they never one like mine
It's rammed through towns got around (Did work, damage) And it never down
My is great, earth's 8th wonder of the world Take it out my and scare the (Shit out of girls) big, you dig but there no need to panic 'Cause the fully loaded and it's aerodynamic
My big Caddy, Caddy My big black I a Caddy, Caddy
Joy-riding with my Caddy, chillin', gettin' loose I saw this fly girl who needed a boost So I into her bumpers with skill and with class She screamed, "Harder, won't you me just a little more gas"
Doin' my best so she feel inferior She said, "I like your nice vinyl exterior" She was on tighter than a figure-four leg lock
This is what she the first time she saw the jock Who Johnny Carson, Caddy's so large But you can park your in my greasy garage
My big black Caddy, My big black I a Caddy, Caddy