Better I Don't

My good buddy asked me..."Buddy, why don't you drink?" And I said "It's probably better I don't" He said "There's alot of girls in this here bar that we can chase" And I said "Trust Me", "It's better I don't" See I used to be an all nighter, I'm a hell of a backslider, I've been around the block more than a time or two. And I can promise you, I've drank my weight in booze. And I've been known to get on stage in nothing..... BUT MY BOOTS..... so,

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It's better I don't, cause believe me I will. I get looser than a line on a fishin reel, dare me don't do, Don't think I won't Take it all off, turn it all on, Get buck wild, hell bent and stoned, It's better I don't.

Well I was wearing the cuffs, when the warden said "Just tell me the truth" And I said "Sir, it's probably better I don't" And I was up on the stand and the judge said "Just tell me what happen man" and I said "Buddy, it's probably better I don't" But since you asked.... "I was mindin my own business as a hundred and five, I was county road cruisin', out runnin the blue lights, I was on the home stretch, I was roundin the last curve, well I ran outta gas, and that's when I learned.......

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It's better I don't, cause believe me I will. I get looser than a line on a fishin reel, dare me don't do, Don't think I won't Take it all off, turn it all on, Get buck wild, hell bent and stoned, It's better I don't.

Now there's things I don't remember, there's things that I do, But I don't know half of what I get into, and It's better I don't, cause believe me I will. I get looser than a line on your fishin reel, dare me don't do, Don't think I won't Take it all off, turn it all on, Get buck wild, hell bent and stoned, drunk dial somebody on the phone, drink too many beers, and drive a Harley home. It's better I don't.
Yeah, it's better I don't
Yeah, It's better I don't