[Intro: Welcome to This is the BET, Shady 2.0 2011 Myself, and Yelawolf Dawg get em
[Verse 1: Put muthafuckas in a box and I send em away Put em in a gray and pop the trunk And throw em in the back, ha, dig em a grave Put a brick inside that Xerox I print up a page Moving keys I can relate, cause I in the cage I up the A, I take em to school I them a grade An E for effort, that's WWA White an attitude Alphabet soup is on my All I got is Z's they on me I can't get em I spoon feed em a In a full of deceivers and clowns Who believe in it rain cause all they see is the clouds And I watch the couch of the VIP like a potato a bunch of meatheads, like fuck it I'll just em a cow Plenty of White to pick from this year But before you pick a pepper, you better pick up heater Cause even Peter Piper pick up a mic But what like to pick a fight with me Is like putting Nikes on a cheetah, better up Or at in my case Adidas I'm out this bitch, Sprite by the two-liter Shady
[Verse 2: Joe Say I'm from the new school, I'mma say check your and watch your mouth If teaching how to Dougie, I'm condoning dropping out Forced to wild, birthed me then gave me up I just perfected being hip-hop's child, now check it blame y'all for being trash, fans are copping it The the crime scene, the masses are the hostages In my I'd throw shots, the fad was dodging it I'm grown: I ain't watching the throne, I'm it You see that four-headed monster in the looms Snipe 'em a distance: the scope got a long zoom You Mario thugs is in the wrong room Gotta figure here, you won't get if you on shrooms If it was left to me, I'd revive what the be 'bout I'd 've took the outta Amy house raps from you scrub cats bout cockin' a snub back Wayne teach me how to love that But I got this chick from uptown, she my bunny Both broke, but she come from money Think my bread is her paper to So I lock her out, and now she David is Stern She's so bad, I make her hit the telly from a Then dead her in the Holiday Inn, learned from Max B That's why the haters envy, kinda wanna me llamas I made it right before their like I was Benihanas Is it me or is what I'm hearing just the same, now the stereo's typical My skin's thick so the critics So to die, you'd think I did it before The boy's Rodman with the talk Magic or Walt with the black Way I bounce off the with cat paws Glass jaw, of your mask will be the Blackfoot with no passport Body be in a mansion in one of my trapdoors If punks had you status whores categore Probably be that of awards between Michael and Kenny Latimore I hip-hop's alive and well If it died, you other wouldn't survive the smell
[Verse 3: I] I spot a victim, the plot'll thicken when the clock is I him slipping, I gotta give him a shot I hit him proper spitting, hottest writtens and compositions So competition's a contradiction somebody mention got a Crooked Highly fiction we different, got Gotti henchmen Opposition, body quick as Bugatti engines I'm on a mission to get richer, the sickest a ditch for different spitters Weak lyricists get Sip liquor, spit a sick mixture Of Notorious, Pun and L, get the big The poster, roast ya My mind so deadly it's just the beanie is close to a holster It's over, control my whole region Like I'm supposed to, flow is postal even Open season, heart close to Ruthless as Eazy nigga, approach, I'm squeezing me Dopest Westcoaster breathing so most ya I'm vegan I'm beefing rappers need to keep it trill Give me a to kill Too many people still eating pills People sleeping on my skills And ain't even real, you bout to die in this cypher Before you die you do the Jada and leave a Will
[Verse 4: Ortiz] I ain't a rap dude, I'm a who rap this, I was moving crack Killers y'all become when rhyme, I salute and dap And if I blink, they'll remove your You cool, you wack with your foolish act Skinny jeans don't mean your ass shoot, it means your claps Don't like Tyler Perry This the of pain brown, tight and heavy When it to 16's, I'm a fiend in the studio near a needle with a mean lean Probably writing bars to Nas' Thief's getting my Yaowa on Man, all these Olajuwons, we the dream This is an all day They for us to break like Beyonce's water The four quarters all the eating And y'all gotta know why I the cut, I'm Puerto Rican Ortiz keep the fire And tryna put me out's like tryna a transvestite from Eddie
[Verse 5: Da 5'9"] I'm do or die dope, and you can make the sitting On the door of Phantom, your suicide note Hi Rihanna...is Nicki living you Let me know so I can buy binoculars and Hi Rihanna...I need to know you better You tell me you love my again, we go together Bye Rihanna... now back to y'all We rock out like the outside of a school dollar frames I prefer to see the world through Don't ask me nothing Budden, I beat my girl too You ask me why do I her, I say it's cheaper to why I ride around in a Rolls like Wiz Khalifa do Rappers I'm your daddy, I you straight as this You don't kill but your father will like Smith I tell you like I tell my chick You fly, but I ain't going down on no landing So get your wax on like San Or I'mma have to run like De la Hoya in when cameras come Point out the greatest rapper alive I head 'em Smack his girl on the butt and buy her red bottom Bring every deceased rapper to see his wife While I'm cyber-sexing Jessica Alba via Skype I'm on my D-boy, Deebo Spiritual steelo like Cee-Lo Green Get out the camera with yo B Roll You know your is wack We cornered the market like a in a cul-de-sac Yeah, this is what two singles sold and an album that's gold like without having to sell your soul
[Verse 6: Ayo, miracle, spiritual individual, criminal Subliminal, in your pool
You're about to see peace destroyed, it'll never be I unleash these beastly hordes on your CD stores Wanna it: you gon' need a priest, at least three swords A license to ill from the Beastie Boys, three Ouija A squeegee and please be warned, don't ask the squeegee's for Or the water, acid raps that'll eat these floors Eat a hole in a book, you see these horns And as for me you ask when I'm gone, he be mourned ..is puke luke warm, Casey Anthony do porn Can that chick fit a new born dead inside a fricking shoebox With a in chloroform so she can go get her groove on Can she duct and Velcro a fetus Joell, yo Joe I need his box from his old shell toed Adidas So I can put babies in the fetal position getting elbows to the penis Yeah big I took some kids Big Wheel and spit in his frickin big kids meal Quit tryna bite me and you wench sit still Did you just put your six inch heel through my windshield Is it dust we to kick up Can fit a fifth of rum in a big cup Between his stick shift in his pickup And like a hick redneck hillbilly will til he gets hicc-ups Flipping the script up Mike Vick bit in his junk by a Pit, yup I'm a sick pup I'd be a horrible cause I'll fuck a trick up Fix your lips up to say fly, or zip up A B, let's C, you said you were gonna do Til you fuck around and get dropped like an E when you add an Don't put a K in of that though, when I MC Cause I'm not the king of this microphone It's more like a phone Superman in this bitch, won't do It gives me more power, I bump the Fat and Eat rat poison, take meteor outta the mental hospital And me not a middle finger while I hop in a mosh pit'll Be like Nas doing gospel or R&B, you Me pushing up daisies, that is impossible As if flashing the news Posdnuos was caught with a With a johnson, boobs and a monstrous tube of lube And a bra, some boots, some and an aqua blue Mazda a popsicle, playing tonsil pool So kill the rumors it happening rap 'til I'm fossil fuel