Best In Show

Well there's a greased up pole in the center of the room
She's a-slidin up and down, make the room go boom!
She make the room go boom, boom, boom!
She make the room go boom, boom, boom!
In the middle of the night, in the middle of the bed,
She likes to crank it up, my amps are seein red
She make the room go boom, boom, boom!
She make the room go boom, boom, boom!

I got my four-postie addicted on showtime
I say now hey-there, ho-there
Shimie-shimie she's a-workin it overtime
It's little-ol-me and the devil may care
and we'll break it down to the hurdy-gurdy
Tryin to get it up for the get down
She breaks my heart, such a war crime
I say now hey there ho...

These high-heel shoes make me want some more
She's a walkin cross that bedroom floor
Jumpin up and down on the bed
I want an encore (It makes my bic dig her)
She leaves you sweatin wantin more
Victoria's secrets on the floor
Jumpin up and down on the bed
I want an encore (It makes my bic dig her)

On the edge of my seat with a stick of dynamite
She's a-lightin up the fuse and I'm ready to ignite
She make the room go boom, boom, boom!
She make the room go boom, boom, boom!
Threw the TV out the window, running naked down the hall
Watch her skinny-dippin, she likes to have a ball
She make the room go boom, boom, boom!
She make the room go boom, boom, boom!

I got my two-wheel skipping down on the red line
I say now kick it if you got it now
Horny horses she's a crossin the finish line
and now I see what the devil may wear
when she breaks it down to the hurdy-gurdy
when she gets it up for a go around
she takes her time like a fine wine
I say now hey there ho...

These high-heel shoes make me want some more
She's a walkin cross that bedroom floor
Jumpin up and down on the bed
I want an encore (It makes my bic dig her)
She leaves you sweatin wantin more
Victoria's secrets on the floor
Jumpin up and down on the bed
I want an encore (It makes my bic dig her)

Encore...
Encore...
Encore...
I want an encore.

Ahhhhhhhhhh

The lights are down, the show is on
the stage is set to get it on
The clock is bringin trouble on, right now
Had me back up on those heels,
Miss mountain's home and full of thrills
Get it out, get it up, get it on.. Puh-POW!
She always leaves me wantin more, encore!

Well there's a rocket in my pocket and I'm ready for the ride
Slidin up and down,
Make the room go boom, boom, boom!

These high-heel shoes make me want some more
She's a walkin cross that bedroom floor
Jumpin up and down on the bed
I want an encore (It makes my bic dig her)
She leaves you sweatin wantin more
Victoria's secrets on the floor
Jumpin up and down on the bed
I want an encore (It makes my bic dig her)

These high-heel shoes make me want some more
She's a walkin cross that bedroom floor
Jumpin up and down on the bed
I want an encore (It makes my bic dig her)
She leaves you sweatin wantin more
Victoria's secrets on the floor
Jumpin up and down on the bed
I want an encore (It makes my bic dig her)

She make the room go boom, boom, boom!