I don't wanna leave, But I don't wanna live the jet set I don't leave with you payin' all my debts With that alimony, palimony, it is you get
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so You've done a day's work in your life You've got no incentive, you've a career Out of off all of the men you've slept with Ooh, Bernadette, you are so
I can't get a job, So all I can offer are a lot of bad debts If you marry me, You'll lose the alimony, palimony, it is you get
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so You've never done a day's work in your You've got no incentive, you've made a Out of punting off all of the men you've slept Ooh, Bernadette, you are so Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette, ooh, Bernadette,
got a house in the country She's got it made Her lawyers her filthy rich She's got all expenses
Maybe a famous rock star fly you away you'll eat him all up And spit him out a dash of Perrier
And when had enough throw him away And him for all you can get Yeah, you it don't you, Bernadette?
I want to leave Bernadette But I wanna keep a bit of self respect I don't want to leave with you paying all my With alimony, palimony, whatever it is you get
Ooh, Bernadette, you are so You've never done a day's work in your You've got no Women you oughta be locked up For others a bad name Ohh, Bernadette, you are so Ooh, Bernadette, Bernadette, ooh,
I you're sad