Bedroom Toys

You want it, you got it
Now what you gonna do with it
You want it, you got it
Now what you gonna do with it

I've been around the world, I've seen a lot of things
That make your chicken curl
You squeeze 'm like boys 'n tease 'm like girls
Who please 'm like boys and girls
Plan an exit route, parachute, rubber suit
Are you ready for a little swim?
There's regular, Queen size, flip it on the B-side, solid gold
(Oh my God, what's this?)

I saw the bedroom toys, now I'm stalling
I can't believe my eyes
I saw the bedroom toys, now I'm crawling
I learn to improvise

Checking out the five-star atmosphere
You want some expertise
If you got treasure, I'll pay you for the pleasure
It'll bring you to your knees
Silicone romance, what's your name fancypants?
Got your eye on the employees?
Forget about the reeling, talk about the feeling, solid gold
(Oh my God, what's this?)

I saw the bedroom toys, now I'm stalling
I can't believe my eyes
I saw the bedroom toys, now I'm crawling
I learn to improvise

You want it, you got it
Now what you gonna do with it?
You want it, you got it
Now what you gonna do with it?

Now you washed up, beat smashing, grab no receipt
Takes the platinum off your shine
Lazy bed star, la di da, petty bourgeois
Oh my, would you look at the time?
Until you wise up, you know we're gonna line up
The pimps and snitches to dip into your riches
If you can't destroy it, you might as well enjoy it, solid gold
(Oh my God, what's this?)

I saw the bedroom toys, now I'm stalling
I can't believe my eyes
I saw the bedroom toys, now I'm crawling
I learn to improvise
I saw the bedroom toys, now I'm crawling
I learn to improvise

You want it, you got it
Now what you gonna do with it
I can't believe my eyes
You want it, you got it
Now what you gonna do with it
I learn to improvise
I can't believe my eyes