Beautiful Zelda

She's broken all the super hearts
Of the super heroes of the galaxy
So why does she wanna
Mess around with me? Yeah

Listen to my story, it's sad but it's true
Please don't laugh, it could happen to you
Beautiful Zelda from Galaxy Four
(Oh, no)
Suddenly walked through my door

Beautiful Zelda, leave me alone
Just get on back to the Twilight Zone
Don't try your jive on a poor earth boy
'Cause your kind of love don't bring me no joy
(Oh, no)

A fourth dimensional space warp brought her to me
Oh, yeah, the most beautiful girl I ever did see
Oh, yeah, she gave me her hand but when I held her
Oh, yeah, I was fooled by the beautiful Zelda

Beautiful Zelda, tell me the truth
I'm just a clean livin' all earth youth
Don't try your jive on a poor earth boy
'Cause your kind of love don't bring me no joy

Beautiful Zelda
Beautiful Zelda
Beautiful Zelda