Bananas

I've got nothing to say today
I used my words up yesterday
I'm just lying here in the sun
Watching you guys having fun
Seven days, seven nights
Working till you got it right

Don't help me, I'll help myself
I'll pull some crackers off the shelf
She had her hair done yesterday
Now she's coming out to play
First you pull then you push
Two in the hand and one in the bush

Oh, my love is so excited
When I say we've been invited
Now we're going to the palace
Dressing up for tea with Alice

Some will rise and some will fall
Some will come to nothing at all
The strangest people have the power
To lead me to my darkest hour
How can you be sure it's me
When it's payment on delivery

Oh, my love is so excited
When I say we've been invited
Now we're going to the palace
Dressing up for tea with Alice

Now my love is richer than rich
'Cause I studied mathematics
Graduated without honors
Everyone has gone bananas