Bad Comedian

I spent some time trying to begin
I spent some time drunk at the internet
I spent some time that I now regret
Who's this guy that you just met?

You're walking around like luxurious dream
He dresses like he came free with the enemy
How can you bear to hold his hand?
And then he says his name in comic sans

He's a bad comedian
I don't know what you see in him
He's a bad comedian
I don't know what you see in him

He's a bad comedian
I don't know what you see in him
He's a bad comedian
I don't know what you see in him
He's a bad

How does he make you laugh like I used to do
He tells jokes, I can't relate
How can he make you laugh like I used to do
He tells jokes that I can't relate to

He's a bad comedian
He's a bad comedian
He's a bad comedian