Baba Bolta Hain Bas Ho Gaya (Extended Version)

Ladies and gentlemen
Let me tell you the story of Mr. Sutron
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Subah utha khola akhbar
Padh ke khabar hile bheje ke taar
Kal ik bhaashan mein jana pada yaar
Bore hoke aakhein band huyi ek baar

Do minute ki jhapki ki
Photo lag gayi chaar
Baba pee ke out
Aisa chhapa samachaar

Chhapa samachaar
Chhapa chapa samachaar x (2)

Jab samachaar ka writer dhoonda yaar
Saalon ne likha tha sutron ke anusar
Saala Mr. Sutron kaun hai yaar
Kaun hai jo banata hai rayi ka pahaad

Ek bola headline mein das ho gaya
Baba bolta hain abhi bas ho gaya

Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya x (8)

According to sources
Abbe chup

Yeah..

Jo bhi limelight mein
Woh sutron ki side mein
Kaun sa bakra kaise katega
Kab hoga shaamil woh
Sutron ki diet mein

Chhapi jiski khabar bani uski kabar
Kisi highcourt ka usko nahi dar
Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
Baar baar, baar baar
Loop mein ghuma ke ek jhooth baar baar
Sachchai ka diya usne pichhwada phaad

Jhooth itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya

Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya x (3)

Baba bolta hai abhi bas bas bas ho gaya

Then one day!
Maine pakda ek reporter ko
Bola sambhaal apne sutron ko
Tera bhi to hoga saala ghar parivar
Mujhe bhi to chain se jeene de na yaar
Please!

Saala tension mein jeeta hoon
Car mein rota hoon
Neend ki goli kha ke bhi
Ek pal na sota hoon

Yeh sunke pata hai reporter kya bola
Kya bola

Wo ho ho
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
Main khush hua bola chalo end of story
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
Main khush hua bola chalo end of story

But saala phir agle din
Subah utha khola akhbaar
Padh ke khabar hile bheje ke taar
Reporter ne kiya chamatkaar
Pata hai kya chhapa is baar
Neend ki goliyan kha ke hazar
Baba attempts suicide in the car

Breaking News!
Baba attempts suicide in the car
Ha ha ha iski maa ki

Jab samachaar ka writer dhoondha yaar
Phir se likha tha sutron ke anusar
Nangayi ki saale toone hadh kar di paar
Jeete jee photo pe chadha diya haar
Achchi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya

Ek bola headline mein dus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Jhoot itna dohraya ki sach ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Achchi khaasi life ka circus ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Bass ho gaya

Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya
Baba bolta hai abhi bas ho gaya