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The is like a hand crafted ghillie suit Only if the ladies could see him say he's really cute Hmm Thanks in Don't try to be cool now had ya Rappers is Bagger Vance Who need to fix pants or get smacked by the Mac 10 Or 11, or Jesus, see the reverend take the oath He his huge hands in the dark like fate Waitin' for the date to the tape like bait