As Country As She Gets

SHE HATES GOING ANYWHERE IN MY OLD TRUCK
SHE SAYS IT'S ALWAYS MUDDY AND IT RIDES SO ROUGH
AIN'T NO GRACEFUL WAY TO CLIMB UP IN A DRESS
YEAH, I'M ABOUT AS COUNTRY AS SHE GETS

I MIGHT GET HER ON THE LAKE TO FISH WITH ME
IF THE WATER'S SMOOTH AND THE SKY IS BLUE WITH A NICE COOL BREEZE
ANYTHING WE CATCH I'LL HAVE TO CLEAN MYSELF
CAUSE I'M ABOUT AS COUNTRY AS SHE GETS

BUT SHE'LL SLIP OFF A PAIR OF HEELS
WALK BAREFOOT ACROSS THE FIELD
CLIMB UP ON THE FENCE JUST TO BE NEAR ME
SOMETIMES I THINK A HORSE STILL SCARES HER HALF TO DEATH
I'M ABOUT AS COUNTRY AS SHE GETS

SHE LIKES BEING WITHIN SPENDING DISTANCE OF THE MALL
AND HAVING ENOUGH BARS TO MAKE A CELL PHONE CALL
PUT HER IN A CROWD SHE'S RIGHT IN HER ELEMENT
I'M ABOUT AS COUNTRY AS SHE GETS

BUT SHE'LL SLIP OUT ON THE PORCH SOMETIME
WHEN THAT SUN'S LOW IN THE SKY
PULLED UP A ROCKING CHAIR JUST TO BE WITH ME
UNTIL THAT FIRST BIG JUNEBUG BUZZES BY HER HEAD
SEE, I'M ABOUT AS COUNTRY AS SHE GETS
YEAH, I'M ABOUT AS COUNTRY AS SHE GETS