Luyện nghe bài hát As A Rule

Now I'm not, I repeat not anyway a
But the sight of two people cavorting on
what can only be termed a natural act
Is unless you wear a only good for a laugh

As a rule, I smoke while on duty
It isn't on do I make myself clear
Though at times if there looking I will
I mean, life's too short and if I smoke I bet
What with the that I have
I'd probably die of warty and, that would be

Who would thought it was humanly possible
To mate an elephant a kangaroo
Well as my dear old mother said in a rage
"Next thing you know have pigs an the stage"

said blue skies were better than red
Must have talking from out of his hat
I mean whose ever heard of a sky at night
Don't waiting or suffocating
In over tubes
But I like good wine with my dinner you
Yes we do