Arthur Murray

She's so musical
Look at her dance in a flurry
Who gets to lead
Do know it's not Arthur Murray

Emasculate me with your biology
Bend me, break me, I'm worthless
One wicked brand from your torturous hand
You laugh when I tell you, you're gorgeous

She has an answer for everything
She's so smart in the raw
And well educated
That's a double fisted draw

Cotton breathes between her cheeks
Spin me, weave me, I'm willing
One finger prick, I know I'll take sick
She'll chalk up a killing

She's so fashionable
She's a Nazi when she's shopping
Wholly democratic
You should see who she's been bopping

Emasculate me with your biology
Break me, bend me, I'm worthless
One wicked brand from your torturous hand
You laugh when I tell you, you're gorgeous