Anything You Can Do

I'm pretty sure that anything you can do,
I can do better.
I can do anything
Better than you.

No, you can't.
Oh, yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can. No, you can't.
Yes, I can,
Yes, I can!

Anything you can be
I can be greater.
Sooner or later,
I'm greater than you.

No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're not. Yes, I am.
No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
Yes, I am!

I can shoot a partridge
With a single cartridge.
I can get a sparrow
With a bow and arrow.
I can live on bread and cheese.
And only on that?
Pfft! Yeah.
So can a rat!
Any note you can sing
I can sing higher.
I can sing any note
Higher than you.
No, you can't. (High)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
Yes, I CAN! (Highest)

Anything you can sing
I can sing softer.
I can sing anything
Softer than you.
No, you can't. (Softly)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
Yes, I can. (Softer)
YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
I can drink my liquor
Faster than a flicker.
I can drink it quicker
And get even sicker!
I can open any safe.
Without bein' caught?
Duh!
That's what I thought--
you crook!
Any note you can sing
I can sing longer.
I can sing any note
Longer than you.

No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you can't.
Yes, I can No, you ca-a-a-n't. (cough cough)
Yes, I can
Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
Yes, you ca-a-a-an!

Any note you can sing
I can sing faster.
I can sign any note
Faster than you.
No, you can't. (Fast)
Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
YesIcan! (Fastest)
I can jump a hurdle.
I can wear a girdle.
I can knit a sweater.
I can fill it better!
I can do most anything!
Can you bake a pie? No.
Neither can I.
Anything you can sing
I can sing sweeter.
I can sing anything
Sweeter than you.
No, you can't. (Sweetly)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't (sweeter)
Oh, yes, I can (Sugary)
No, you can't can't cant!
Oh, yes, I can, can, can!

Yes, I can! No, you can't!