Anyone Here In The Audience

Anyone here in the audience,
With a pad that I can crash in,
Id really appreciate you letting me know,
Cause the gig is over soon.
Ive been out on the road for a couple of weeks,
And we didnt take much cash in.
Its raining outside and to tell you the truth,
Ive been locked out of my room.

CHORUS:
Do you care?
Do you pity the poor musician?
Dont you know,
What its like out on the road?
Dont you think,
Dont you think Im always wishin,
Someone would stand up,
And offer a hand up,
And take me home?

Anyone here in the audience,
Who can make a dish to fill me,
Id really appreciate you letting me know,
Havent eaten all day long.
Ive been out on the road for a number of weeks,
And the greasy food is killing me.
Im hungry and tired and to tell you the truth,
All my will to pay is gone.

[CHORUS]

Anyone here in the audience,
With a heart that I can cling to,
Id really appreciate you letting me know,
If youve got some love to spare.
Ive been out on the road for a number of weeks,
And Ive found no one to sing to.
And I just need to know,
Yes I just want to know,
Is there anyone there?

[CHORUS]

Mmmmm, Someone would stand up,
And offer a hand up,
And take me home.