Analog Girl

Well she aint got no cell phone
You got to call her when shes home
All of her clocks have got hands
Now dont try to e-mail her,
youve got to snail mail her
You got to take pen in hand

Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
Shell have none of that virtual fun
Shes a real deal ol fashioned analog girl
In a digital world

Now she gets online out in the backyard
Hangin up her ol blue jeans
Shes got all of the memory she can live with
She really hates drum machines

Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
Shell have none of that virtual fun
Shes a real deal ol fashioned analog girl
In a digital world

Out in the garden shes got a website
It sparkles in the mornin dew
Got a mouse in her pocket,
shes got spam in a can
Whats an analog girl to do

Ones and zeros, zeros and ones
Shell have none of that virtual fun
Shes a real deal ol fashioned analog girl
In a digital world