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Amish Paradise

Song info

"Amish Paradise" (2010) on the album Bad Hair Day(1996).
Sáng tác bởi SCHWARTZ, SHERWOOD/WYLE, GEORGE/WONDER, STEVIE / IVEY, ARTIS L.
Sản xuất bởi Lyrics © Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Warner/Chappell Music, Inc., Universal Music Publishing Group.

"Amish Paradise" Videos

"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise")
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise")
Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
Amish Paradise (Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio)
Weird Al Amish Paradise Lyrics
Weird Al Amish Paradise Lyrics
"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy (Official Music Video)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - White & Nerdy (Official Music Video)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat (Official Music Video)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Fat (Official Music Video)
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Sonic Movie Trailer but Its Weird Al's Amish Paradise Instead Of Coolios Gangsta's Paradise
Sonic Movie Trailer but Its Weird Al's Amish Paradise Instead Of Coolios Gangsta's Paradise
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Amish Paradise Official Music Video
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Amish Paradise Official Music Video
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Eat It
"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins (Official Music Video)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - The Saga Begins (Official Music Video)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party In The CIA (Parody of "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Party In The CIA (Parody of "Party In The U.S.A." by Miley Cyrus)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Tacky
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Like A Surgeon
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Perform This Way (Parody of "Born This Way" by Lady Gaga)
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru
"Weird Al" Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru
Teens React to Weird Al Yankovic
Teens React to Weird Al Yankovic
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Sonic Movie Edition)
"Weird" Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Sonic Movie Edition)
Weird Al Reveals Artist Who Rejected His Parody Request | TODAY
Weird Al Reveals Artist Who Rejected His Parody Request | TODAY
Weird Al Yankovic - White N' Nerdy Lyrics
Weird Al Yankovic - White N' Nerdy Lyrics

Lyrics

As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the morning I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at a discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude?
You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree
I really look good in black fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Caruso
It's as primitive as can be

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish Paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish Paradise

Hitchin' up the buggy, churnin' lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise anutter
Think you're really righteous?
Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million time as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes want to be like
On my knees day and night scorin' points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish Paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish Paradise
There's no cops or traffic lights
Living in an Amish Paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish Paradise

Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh
Ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-ahh-yecch!


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