All-O-Gistics

Thou shalt not commit laundry
Thou shalt not create ties with the scathed

Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's food

Thou shalt always go for greatness
Thou shalt not partake of Decaf

Thou shalt not commit adulthood

Thou shalt not suppress flatulence

Thou shalt not have no idea
Thou shalt commit thyself to an institution

Thou shalt not commit hygiene

Thou shalt not take the van's name in vain
Thou shalt not allow anything to deter you in your quest for all