All Nite Diner

Yeah, yes, yes

Have I told ya, have I told ya, have I told ya, have I told ya
You could really get it on? You could really get it on?
Have I told ya, have I told ya, have I told ya, have I told ya
You could really get it on? You could really get it on?

I was at an all night diner the sign said, "Triple X"
But they were talking about root beer
I'm just sitting down thinking about nothing
Looking at the thin air breathing up the oxygen

Have I told ya, have I told ya
You could really get it on? You could really get it on?

A guy comes up looking pretty 8-ball
Snaggletooth smile sits down at my table
Puts his arm around me starts to share his information
He said he said he said, he said he said he said
He said he said he said he said, he said he said
He said, this is what he said

"I have sex, I'm always thinking about the pavement
So I can avoid premature ejaculation"
I got up remembering to thank him
Better things to do so I'll start drinking

Have I told ya, have I told ya, have I told ya, have I told ya
You could really get it on? You could really get it on? Yeah
Have I told ya, have I told ya, have I told ya, have I told ya
You could really get it on? You could really get it on?

I'm in Tahoka now I'm gonna hook up
With the parties unfortunately always
No one has any ideas, damn!

Have I told ya, have I told ya, have I told ya, have I told ya
You could really get it on? You could really get it on?
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